I am currently speaking on Polywork's Polynaut Spaces and Matt Stratton told me there wasn't enough yelling about Birds on the platform.

SO HERE I AM. BIRDS, AM I RIGHT?! THEY'RE CONSTANTLY WATCHING YOU, THEY YELL AT WILD THINGS FOR NO REASON, AND THEY TRULY BELIEVE THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU. You can see it in their eyes. Those deadly, horrifying eyes.

Birds. Can't trust 'em, can't get them to understand that you're directing your animosity straight at them. Bummer news all around.