Like many spiders, I'm a web developer. The similarities mostly end there, though I've been known to swallow the occasional fly while running long distances, which is another thing I like doing for some bizarre reason that I don't fully understand. 

I've also been an ESL teacher, writer, and professional craft beer taster, and I was actually paid to do two of those things!

I like working on projects with JavaScript and Python in my spare time, but hey, I'm not a complete nerd--I also play board games.